the good that won't come out: I'm sorry, Rob...the internet's still here... ;)

20051022

I'm sorry, Rob...the internet's still here... ;)

Hey everyone!

This is quite possibly the best and most fun I have EVER had over AIM. Rob, please excuse this, and you probably already want to kill me. I understand those feelings. They may be harsh, but I sympathise....this was worth it, though.

OK! This is a really long conversation that I just had w/ my wonderful friend Rob up at UCD. (Kisses, Rob. Don't hate me) You can figure it out for yourself...I personally suggest reading the entire conversation, myself-it's got some good moments. This is what you get when you're drunk and you IM me. Rob, the internet's still here. Just a reminder.

Enjoy, everyone. P.S. Comment, please :)

stunman007 (11:36:42 PM): wajht;s up
wildhoney40 (11:43:58 PM): haha
wildhoney40 (11:44:03 PM): are you drunk now, rob?
stunman007 (11:44:08 PM): pf cpurse
stunman007 (11:44:11 PM): of cousre
wildhoney40 (11:46:29 PM): hahahaha
wildhoney40 (11:47:11 PM): rob, how's your head feeling?
stunman007 (11:47:17 PM): big
wildhoney40 (11:47:21 PM): hey
wildhoney40 (11:47:25 PM): how drunk are you?
stunman007 (11:47:28 PM): prety
stunman007 (11:47:29 PM): why
wildhoney40 (11:47:31 PM): like, REALLY drunk?
stunman007 (11:47:34 PM): kinda
stunman007 (11:47:36 PM): whyu
stunman007 (11:47:39 PM): are you going to mse with ijme
wildhoney40 (11:47:40 PM): because the internet is shutting dopwn
stunman007 (11:47:46 PM): w3hta wthe fukc
stunman007 (11:47:46 PM): how
stunman007 (11:47:47 PM): whyu
wildhoney40 (11:48:21 PM): didn't you know?
wildhoney40 (11:48:26 PM): there's a huge virus, rob
stunman007 (11:48:29 PM): what ehefujkc
wildhoney40 (11:48:32 PM): they've gotta re-load the internet
stunman007 (11:48:34 PM): ol;m so fuconse
stunman007 (11:48:36 PM): how?!
stunman007 (11:48:37 PM): what thaed
stunman007 (11:48:38 PM): dfcjickm
wildhoney40 (11:48:40 PM): it was all over the news today
stunman007 (11:48:45 PM): efhawt the udcck
wildhoney40 (11:48:55 PM): you have to save all of your documents to a disk or something
wildhoney40 (11:49:13 PM): and ll of your saved favorites pages are going to be erased
wildhoney40 (11:49:35 PM): rob?
wildhoney40 (11:50:14 PM): rob...where are you?
wildhoney40 (11:50:36 PM): ROB
wildhoney40 (11:50:41 PM): THIS IS IMPORTANT
stunman007 (11:50:45 PM): isithe
wildhoney40 (11:50:46 PM): YOU NEED TO KNOW
stunman007 (11:50:46 PM): is this true
wildhoney40 (11:50:50 PM): YES
wildhoney40 (11:50:56 PM): ROB I wouldn't lie about this
wildhoney40 (11:51:06 PM): I don't know what to do w/ my computer
stunman007 (11:51:19 PM): whgat 4ehycuck
stunman007 (11:51:24 PM): it's not on cnn
stunman007 (11:51:28 PM): i thinkj oyiure;' fukc intiwht m
stunman007 (11:51:29 PM): e
wildhoney40 (11:51:37 PM): I SWEAR I'M NOT
stunman007 (11:51:51 PM): http://www.cnn.com/TECH/
wildhoney40 (11:52:04 PM): it's actually just happening
wildhoney40 (11:52:14 PM): the gov is trying to cover it up
stunman007 (11:52:16 PM): what
stunman007 (11:52:17 PM): hwo
wildhoney40 (11:52:19 PM): they don't want to alarm people
wildhoney40 (11:52:50 PM): it'll only be shut down for like, 3 or 4 hours
stunman007 (11:52:54 PM): owhhat thefujck
wildhoney40 (11:53:06 PM): maybe like, 8 at most they said
wildhoney40 (11:53:11 PM): but it should be fine after 8
stunman007 (11:53:13 PM): wehatewioaw
stunman007 (11:53:15 PM): tha;t's insane
stunman007 (11:53:17 PM): when
wildhoney40 (11:53:19 PM): I know!!!!!
wildhoney40 (11:53:26 PM): in like, 2 hours
stunman007 (11:53:35 PM): what ehet
stunman007 (11:53:36 PM): ewhy
stunman007 (11:53:37 PM): whyu
wildhoney40 (11:53:48 PM): they said that it's not a "peak time" for people to be online
stunman007 (11:53:57 PM): whgat botu the other sdie of the globve
stunman007 (11:54:10 PM): twevel horus diferentce
wildhoney40 (11:54:14 PM): they have to deal with it
wildhoney40 (11:54:21 PM): the US is talking them down
stunman007 (11:54:46 PM): io',m sop fuconfsee
stunman007 (11:54:47 PM): d
stunman007 (11:54:50 PM): yopi;re fukcing withn
stunman007 (11:54:50 PM): e
stunman007 (11:54:51 PM): me
wildhoney40 (11:54:54 PM): don't be
wildhoney40 (11:54:55 PM): NO
wildhoney40 (11:54:59 PM): I SWEAR, ROB
wildhoney40 (11:55:13 PM): please believe me?
wildhoney40 (11:55:17 PM): do you believe me?
stunman007 (11:55:23 PM): no
stunman007 (11:55:26 PM): i dcanm;t'
wildhoney40 (11:55:27 PM): PLEASE
stunman007 (11:55:31 PM): ito's implasuabe
wildhoney40 (11:55:32 PM): it's the truth
stunman007 (11:55:35 PM): whatever
stunman007 (11:55:37 PM): 4i';m a badsass
stunman007 (11:55:39 PM): suckafe
stunman007 (11:55:39 PM): r
wildhoney40 (11:55:47 PM): no, it really is the truth
wildhoney40 (11:55:56 PM): I KNOW you're a badass, but it's true
stunman007 (11:56:01 PM): prove it
wildhoney40 (11:56:09 PM): ok
wildhoney40 (11:56:11 PM): hold on a sec
stunman007 (11:56:22 PM): ok
wildhoney40 (11:58:19 PM): it's all right here:
11:58:25 PM: Attempting to directly connect to stunman007.
11:58:27 PM: You are now directly connected to stunman007.
wildhoney40 (11:58:31 PM): Also referred to as "i2" or "The Grid", this new computer technology will be slowly phasing out The Internet over the next several months. More information on "The Grid" can be found in this article from Wired Magazine.
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stunman007 (11:59:04 PM): what ethe ufck is this
stunman007 (11:59:07 PM): ebaumsworld
stunman007 (11:59:09 PM): that's a gag site
stunman007 (11:59:12 PM): ui;l,m not a fucking itidoet
stunman007 (11:59:14 PM): you fcujkign moron
wildhoney40 (11:59:22 PM): http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,42230,00.html
wildhoney40 (11:59:35 PM): no
wildhoney40 (11:59:52 PM): this site is for real
wildhoney40 (12:00:02 AM): go to it
stunman007 (12:00:19 AM): this says onoghting about restarteding the itnerhet
wildhoney40 (12:00:25 AM): ebaums world has actual tech new for all of its computer geek readers
wildhoney40 (12:00:33 AM): that's the REASON they're doing it
stunman007 (12:00:42 AM): why
wildhoney40 (12:01:12 AM): because of the new technology
wildhoney40 (12:01:19 AM): they're going to re-install this
wildhoney40 (12:01:26 AM): it's apparently "the next step"
wildhoney40 (12:02:38 AM): "The most nettlesome issues for industry are security and accounting. But unlike the Web, which had security measures tacked on as an afterthought, the Grid is being designed from the ground up as a secure system."
wildhoney40 (12:02:56 AM): for many reasons, they are installing "the Grid"
stunman007 (12:03:44 AM): i;, so fconfucedsxs
wildhoney40 (12:04:00 AM): "In addition to IBM, firms such as Boeing, Philips and Unilever are already taking baby steps toward the Grid."
wildhoney40 (12:04:21 AM): it's not such a difficult concept, rob. it'll be more user-friendly with less viruses
wildhoney40 (12:04:33 AM): I think it's a great idea, personally
stunman007 (12:04:36 AM): wahtws the gribnn
wildhoney40 (12:04:39 AM): it'll be a pain in the ass
stunman007 (12:04:39 AM): grid
wildhoney40 (12:04:49 AM): didn't you read the article???
stunman007 (12:04:53 AM): i foget
wildhoney40 (12:04:54 AM): it's ALL in there, rob
stunman007 (12:04:58 AM): tel me
stunman007 (12:04:59 AM): i cnam't read
wildhoney40 (12:05:06 AM): HAHA it's all in there
wildhoney40 (12:05:10 AM): it's a new system
stunman007 (12:05:18 AM): how
wildhoney40 (12:05:18 AM): it's going to revolutionize the internet
stunman007 (12:05:26 AM): yh0w
stunman007 (12:05:30 AM): tell me how
wildhoney40 (12:05:38 AM): they need to re-start it in order to install it
wildhoney40 (12:05:43 AM): it's more secure
wildhoney40 (12:05:50 AM): I just sent you the exerpt about that, rob
stunman007 (12:05:50 AM): wahtjs' teh link?
wildhoney40 (12:05:59 AM): the link in the article about it
wildhoney40 (12:06:05 AM): is*
wildhoney40 (12:06:12 AM): it's the actualy article
stunman007 (12:06:16 AM): wher eis it
wildhoney40 (12:06:17 AM): read it
wildhoney40 (12:06:24 AM): I'll re-send it to you
stunman007 (12:06:26 AM): ok
stunman007 (12:06:30 AM): i dont;' know hwo to scrtol
wildhoney40 (12:06:47 AM): http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,42230,00.html
stunman007 (12:07:34 AM): hwo come this arfciles's thre yuears old
stunman007 (12:07:35 AM): ?
stunman007 (12:07:39 AM): forj
stunman007 (12:07:40 AM): foujr
wildhoney40 (12:08:01 AM): they haven't been able to implement it for a long time
stunman007 (12:08:41 AM): but why hnot
stunman007 (12:08:42 AM): now
wildhoney40 (12:09:12 AM): the grid's been worked on for a long time
wildhoney40 (12:09:16 AM): now they're finally doing it
stunman007 (12:09:24 AM): how come nodboys's saying antyhing abotu it
wildhoney40 (12:09:26 AM): and they want it done and familiarized with by the holidays
wildhoney40 (12:09:33 AM): it's finally ready now
wildhoney40 (12:09:40 AM): people can use it foreverything
stunman007 (12:09:44 AM): http://www.turnofftheinternet.com/
stunman007 (12:10:08 AM): http://www.thespeciousreport.com/2002_www_offline.html
stunman007 (12:10:10 AM): it's a rujmor
wildhoney40 (12:10:13 AM): ROB, that's a FAKE site
stunman007 (12:10:15 AM): i foudn it
wildhoney40 (12:10:21 AM): the article I sent you is REAL
stunman007 (12:10:33 AM): youfr face is readl
wildhoney40 (12:11:01 AM): no.
wildhoney40 (12:11:12 AM): this is affecting US, in AMERICA
wildhoney40 (12:11:19 AM): THIS IS NOT A RUMORE.
wildhoney40 (12:11:24 AM): RUUUUUUMOR
wildhoney40 (12:11:28 AM): THIS IS NOT A RUMOR
stunman007 (12:11:34 AM): io', so confused
stunman007 (12:11:38 AM): yoi're; sjut fucking with me ecause i'm drunk
wildhoney40 (12:11:50 AM): Swear I'm not.
stunman007 (12:12:00 AM): are we al oigng to die?
stunman007 (12:12:02 AM): beacuse 'm readyt to die
wildhoney40 (12:12:05 AM): why the hell would I do that, Rob?
wildhoney40 (12:12:11 AM): no, we're not all going to die
wildhoney40 (12:12:17 AM): it's just a temporary shut down
stunman007 (12:12:44 AM): yupoir;'e fucking with me
wildhoney40 (12:12:44 AM): don't worry
wildhoney40 (12:12:48 AM): you're perfectly safe
wildhoney40 (12:12:56 AM): no, I'm not.
wildhoney40 (12:13:00 AM): I'm dead serious
stunman007 (12:13:01 AM): what if nucelaren missles go off
wildhoney40 (12:13:10 AM): I'm doing ANYTHING but fucking with you
stunman007 (12:13:26 AM): when is it goinh thot happen?
wildhoney40 (12:13:28 AM): don't worry-the government had control of that, the world is in on this, Rob
stunman007 (12:13:39 AM): hwo do you know baioyut it thenm
stunman007 (12:13:40 AM): ?
stunman007 (12:13:41 AM): /
wildhoney40 (12:13:52 AM): no one is going to bomb anyone else...unless there is a terrorist attack
wildhoney40 (12:14:05 AM): I lived on Coronado-major military town
stunman007 (12:14:16 AM): yo'ire ful of it now
wildhoney40 (12:14:31 AM): YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME ABOUT CORONADO?!?!?!
stunman007 (12:14:36 AM): no
stunman007 (12:14:37 AM): i believe you
wildhoney40 (12:14:40 AM): There's a huge base on coronado island
stunman007 (12:14:43 AM): but i don't htink thaty's how you got your info
stunman007 (12:14:48 AM): youi're lying to me
wildhoney40 (12:14:49 AM): IT IS
stunman007 (12:14:49 AM): i can tel
stunman007 (12:14:51 AM): io'm a fucking badas
wildhoney40 (12:14:52 AM): no
stunman007 (12:14:53 AM): who then
wildhoney40 (12:14:57 AM): My mom's boyfriend
stunman007 (12:15:06 AM): what's his name and rankl
stunman007 (12:15:29 AM): and why woydl you be teling me governmemtn secerets
wildhoney40 (12:15:33 AM): he's an executive commander
stunman007 (12:15:33 AM): that's treasaon
stunman007 (12:15:38 AM): and you coujldj b excecuted
stunman007 (12:15:40 AM): oh bulshit
wildhoney40 (12:15:42 AM): it isn't treason
wildhoney40 (12:15:53 AM): how the hell would I know what treason is?!?!?!
wildhoney40 (12:16:03 AM): AM I GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS?
wildhoney40 (12:16:05 AM): ROB
wildhoney40 (12:16:14 AM): promise me you won't tell anyone about this conversation
wildhoney40 (12:16:17 AM): PROMISE ME
stunman007 (12:16:19 AM): if its a secretn then yoi'll be gasse tog death
wildhoney40 (12:16:22 AM): oh my god
wildhoney40 (12:16:26 AM): NO
wildhoney40 (12:16:28 AM): ROB
stunman007 (12:16:32 AM): now yopir fcjuking with
wildhoney40 (12:16:32 AM): I CAN'T GO TO JAIL
stunman007 (12:16:33 AM): em
wildhoney40 (12:16:38 AM): no
wildhoney40 (12:16:40 AM): holy shit
wildhoney40 (12:16:49 AM): I didn't even think about it being illegal to tell you
stunman007 (12:17:33 AM): hatewver
wildhoney40 (12:17:39 AM): NO
wildhoney40 (12:17:42 AM): PROMISE ME
wildhoney40 (12:17:57 AM): please?
wildhoney40 (12:18:08 AM): this is incredibly serious
stunman007 (12:18:12 AM): i ebt
wildhoney40 (12:18:18 AM): no, please
stunman007 (12:18:27 AM): i havenm;'t
wildhoney40 (12:18:28 AM): If you tell and I go to jail you will have ruined my life
stunman007 (12:18:29 AM): calm down
wildhoney40 (12:18:34 AM): PROMISE
stunman007 (12:18:35 AM): why dinm't you answer youfp hoen
stunman007 (12:18:37 AM): phen
stunman007 (12:18:38 AM): phone
wildhoney40 (12:18:40 AM): my phone?
wildhoney40 (12:18:46 AM): I gave it to my friend
stunman007 (12:18:50 AM): uh hu
wildhoney40 (12:18:56 AM): she went out to a party and doesn't have a phone
wildhoney40 (12:19:00 AM): I told her to take mine
stunman007 (12:19:03 AM): hwateve
stunman007 (12:19:07 AM): youi're fucking lying to me agian
stunman007 (12:19:15 AM): i'm, a fucknig badas and know shit
wildhoney40 (12:19:18 AM): I'M NOT
wildhoney40 (12:19:30 AM): I PROMISE YOU
wildhoney40 (12:19:34 AM): PLEASE
wildhoney40 (12:19:39 AM): just promise me, ok?
stunman007 (12:20:01 AM): fo rhowl ong
wildhoney40 (12:20:16 AM): what?
wildhoney40 (12:20:19 AM): type that again
wildhoney40 (12:20:39 AM): I just want you to promise that you won't tell anyone that I'm the one who told you
wildhoney40 (12:21:42 AM): PLEASE?
wildhoney40 (12:21:44 AM): ROB!
wildhoney40 (12:21:49 AM): I need you to promise me
wildhoney40 (12:21:53 AM): I can't go to jail
wildhoney40 (12:22:16 AM): ROB THIS IS SERIOUS
wildhoney40 (12:22:23 AM): just promise me and I'll drop it
wildhoney40 (12:23:31 AM): Rob, I'm begging you
wildhoney40 (12:23:37 AM): this is SERIOUS
wildhoney40 (12:23:47 AM): can I really go to jail for this conversation?!?!
wildhoney40 (12:27:21 AM): Rob...?
wildhoney40 (12:27:26 AM): please answer me
stunman007 (12:27:27 AM): tyeahj
stunman007 (12:27:28 AM): io;, here
stunman007 (12:27:34 AM): they'r enot hsotihng donwt eh tinerhetnt
wildhoney40 (12:27:35 AM): where did you go?
wildhoney40 (12:27:43 AM): I need you to promise me
wildhoney40 (12:28:02 AM): just promise me you won't tell
wildhoney40 (12:28:07 AM): that's all I want
stunman007 (12:28:16 AM): oik
wildhoney40 (12:28:29 AM): HERE
wildhoney40 (12:28:34 AM): I have the official page
stunman007 (12:28:38 AM): ok
wildhoney40 (12:28:40 AM): just...promise me?
stunman007 (12:28:43 AM): ok
wildhoney40 (12:28:44 AM): PLEASE?
stunman007 (12:28:45 AM): oi
wildhoney40 (12:28:49 AM): http://www.epolitico.com/shutdown.html
stunman007 (12:29:07 AM): this isnj't a real govenremtnit site
stunman007 (12:29:31 AM): http://www.dod.gov/
wildhoney40 (12:29:32 AM): it is
stunman007 (12:29:36 AM): no it';s ntop
stunman007 (12:29:55 AM): http://www.epolitico.com/
wildhoney40 (12:29:56 AM): yes, it is.
stunman007 (12:29:57 AM): this site a joke
wildhoney40 (12:31:02 AM): Ok, rob-
wildhoney40 (12:31:15 AM): I'm going to tell you the god-honest truth.
stunman007 (12:31:27 AM): ok
wildhoney40 (12:32:51 AM): The internet is not actually going to be shut down at this time. They're going to shut it down in the next year for "The Grid", but not tonight.

...and I'm Elvis Presley.
wildhoney40 (12:33:01 AM): YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!!!!!!!!
stunman007 (12:33:13 AM): um yoi're sutpeid
stunman007 (12:33:19 AM): because i knew you were ful of shit
wildhoney40 (12:33:26 AM): ok
wildhoney40 (12:33:33 AM): "Are we all going to die?"
wildhoney40 (12:33:36 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHA
stunman007 (12:33:43 AM): i uwas testing your reactions
wildhoney40 (12:33:46 AM): you're funny, rob
wildhoney40 (12:33:52 AM): just admit it
stunman007 (12:33:54 AM): no seiruslyi i was
stunman007 (12:34:00 AM): i dindm't buy it for a second
wildhoney40 (12:34:14 AM): you wouldn't have talked about it if you didn't know for sure
stunman007 (12:34:20 AM): uh hu
wildhoney40 (12:34:25 AM): it's ok
stunman007 (12:34:30 AM): yopire reatrardd
wildhoney40 (12:34:37 AM): k, rob. ;-)
wildhoney40 (12:36:17 AM): have a good night...don't be surprised if this shows up on the internet anywhere...haha...*if* it's not shut down
wildhoney40 (12:36:19 AM): ;-)
wildhoney40 (12:36:22 AM): g'night, badass
12:36:28 AM: You are no longer directly connected to stunman007.

I'd like to thank Steve, Jer, and Maddie-I couldn't have done it without all of you. HAHAHAHAHA

Once again, Rob, please don't kill me. Thanks for letting me mess w/ you like that-it was fun.

g'night, everyone :)

p.s.; Maddie: "Shit, Steph-Remind me to never talk to you when I'M drunk."

;)

I <3 college.

posted by stephy_andthejets @ 3:37 AM

4 Comments:

At 4:23 AM, Leverandon said…

That was wonderful...Its good to know that Rob "is a badass."
At 1:42 PM, Imp said…

xD

yes...Rob will alway be known as a bad ass
At 3:26 PM, Anonymous said…

hahaha
rob told me about this conversation. you guys are so funny!
At 4:42 PM, Anonymous said…

"Hey, you should mess with him!"

Best... idea... ever!

I love you so much baby, thanks for being awesome and adventureous!!

LOVE